I decorate my guitars with floral motifs, and I have many. They are tuned differently, and they are all around me. And behind me are the paintings I sell. An elderly lady came up, picked up one of the guitars and said, "I like it, but I don't know what wall to hang it on."
I ate grapes once, and a bee stung my finger a few hours before the gig. Since I often entertain the audience with jokes and stories, I did not delay the performance. When I returned home, my wife asked me anxiously, "How many songs did you manage to play with that finger?" Two or three, I said, then I started a story, and it took me to the next one and so on through the whole gig. My wife told me that I should change the poster that says I perform music
I use guitars as a canvas for floral motifs, but on my first I painted a wall of multicolored brick, in honor of the Pink Floyd album.
“You made my heart sing.”
“Jellypalooza '22 - 10yrs”