Disclaimer: Sometimes I have flashbacks and think it's still the 80's (when I still had big hair) when I'm really rockin. I miiiight let slip a swear word or two, but it'll all be in the context of the song (you just can't sing Metallica without belting out a "Hell Yeah", now and then).
So, you've (and Tipper Gore) have been forewarned.
update: I've added a link to my bandcamp.com page below. I'll be posting some of my original recordings there. If you're on the fan list you get to download them for free!
"Stay calm, it's only Rock and Roll".
Once a verrrryyyyy inebriated "escort" showed up at at my hotel door at 5 AM. She was looking for "Gary". I told her Gary was in the room next door and he was really hard of hearing to be sure to knock extra loud and spreak really loud. My band and I were spending the night there and the singer was in the room next door....His name was Damon.
Tripped backward over my amp so many times I got used to it......most embarassing moment was when my drunken exwife showed up at a gig and spent the entire night standing right in front of the stage and yelling for us to play Sweet Child o Mine....i mean alll....nighttt...longgg....4 hours.
Favorite instrument....P Bass. Did thousands of shows with it when I played with Smokin Gunz. Still got it.
“You made my heart sing.”
“Thanks for playing my song.”
“I bow to your Godliness.”
“Your fans adore you.”